A nice man went for a wade . . .
He bent to peer beneath the sparkling waves . . and . .
A BIG SHARK jumped him!!!
The battle ensued!
It was fierce, and it grabbed the man's arm with its dorsal fin !!
"Oh no, ya don't!" shouted the man.
It got nasty!
But the man got the shark on its back!
And he shook him good and said: "Y'er com'n with me!"
And he hauled him up the steps to take him to fish school were he might learn some good manners.
Ruh - roh.
The shark didn't want to go.
He pleaded his case.
(As he showed some very SHARP TEETH)
And he promised to be a good shark . . .
so the nice man took the wily shark back to the water.
Don't you love a good fish (er . . 'shark') story with a happy ending?
(You can meet this intrepid pair at the USFWS headquarter's parking lot on Morris Island, Cape Cod. And while you're there check out the Monomoy Island Ferry which will transport you to areas where you'll see the natural delights (Seals!) along the shores at the elbow of the Cape.)